Hey... why not keep going?
1. You're far better off without him. If you stayed, he would have dragged you straight to hell.
2. You reek of insincerity and ulterior motives.
3. It would have been better off if you'd done it sooner... why delay the inevitable?
4. It could have been you, you know...
5. I wish I had your life.
6. You need mouthwash!
7. You weren't thinking, were you?
8. Why you gotta be so mean?
9. Thank goodness you never had children.
10. Karma bit your ass. Serves you right.
11. You know what... I never really liked you.
12. Just come out of the closet already... who are you trying to kid? No one's buying your "straight guy" act.
13. Shut up already... you're just way too loud.
14. You need deodorant. Right now.
15. Stop being such an ass... no one here likes you and you're making it worse.
16. I don't think you've completely forgiven me, so don't say you have.
17. All that backbiting will get you nowhere. You have any idea what other people are saying about you? If you only knew...
18. You could have destroyed perfectly good relationships with what you revealed... stop being so stupid and stop pretending to be clueless.
19. I can't blame her for how she felt about you... if I was her, I'd have seriously maimed you by now.
20. Be happy and satisfied with what you have... in case you haven't noticed, you are incredibly blessed. You have no reason to search elsewhere or want more. For once in your life, do the right thing.